Hi there America, I'm an award winning comedian, Master of Ceremonies, and fake motivational speaker based in Washington, DC. I've spent the last two decades traveling North America to perform at corporate parties, comedy clubs, conferences, seminars, private events, business meetings, weddings, funerals, and any event that needs clever comedy. I've won national comedy awards, have appeared on network television shows, and have been invited to international comedy festivals and competitions. If you prefer brainy, dead-pan comedy over brain-dead, pandering comedy, I invite you to check out my stuff. Thanks for your interest. Now get back to Candy Crush.